SAP went live last week - and within minutes, Janet proved why the company still runs on her spreadsheets. While consultants promised “revolutionised financial accuracy,” SAP delivered error messages, incidents, and confusion. Janet, meanwhile, typed the same numbers into Excel and reconciled the entire batch before IT even opened the ticket. This skit dives into the painful gap between enterprise software ambition and operational reality, where systems fail, consultants disappear, and Janet qui

We called it a tech upgrade; Janet called it a waste of budget. New systems, dashboards, automation - none of it could match the accuracy of her Excel stack. Digital transformation keeps promising miracles, but the only thing that consistently works is the Janet Stack: twelve sheets, fourteen macros, zero nonsense. #JanetFromAccounts #corporatehumor #ColinTheCFO #CorporateSatire #DigitalTransformation | JAInet HQ

Janet has finally done the unthinkable - she’s documented how competence actually survives in corporate life. What Would Janet Do? A Corporate Survival Guide for the Competent breaks down her Six Principles: trusting Excel over every “future-ready” tool, embracing strategic ambiguity, emotional detachment, quiet resentment, and the uncomfortable truth that most processes only work because one competent person holds them together. This eBook isn’t inspiration; it’s a reality check for anyone exha